Sunday, January 27, 2008

Drink for thought: PBR an enemy of fun ...


Recently, I was told that PBR, my beer of choice, has some super-shady labor practices. Apparently Pabst Brewing Co snatched up a bunch of struggling breweries and runs them in a way that would make Upton Sinclair roll in his grave. Determined to squelch any erroneous rumors, I turned to the Googles.

While I couldn't find anything on labor practices at Pabst Brewing Co, I did come across multiple articles on the Pabst marketing scheme. Most of the articles focus on how Pabst rose from near ruins to become the fastest growing beer in the top-50 domestic market. Pabst pulled this off by focusing on the counter-culture.

An article in the New York Times Magazine wrote: "P.B.R.'s embrace by punks, skaters and bike messengers make it a political, ''social protest'' brand. These ''lifestyle as dissent'' or ''consumption as protest'' constituencies are about freedom and rejecting middle-class mores, and ''P.B.R. is seen as a symbol and fellow dissenter.'' Eventually all of this sounds like satire, but the punch line is that it isn't really that far off from P.B.R.'s strategy. "

I must say I totally embrace the idea of "consumption as protest" but when I become the target of a marketing scheme I feel like somewhat of a drunk cliche.

All of this brings to mind Anne Elizabeth Moore's "Unmarketable: Brandalism, Copyfighting, Mocketing, And The Erosion Of Integrity". "Unmarketable" examines what happens when cultural resistance becomes just another marketing platform.

So, what now? Do I finish the last few beers in my fridge and turn to local breweries to assuage my insatiable desire for cheap, domestic beers? Do I give up on beer altogether? Or do I just give up on my labor-loving, anti-corporate, idealistic ways?

Friday, January 25, 2008

Kucinich drops out of race, I lose all interest in national politics

Dennis Kucinich dropped out of the presidential race today. I knew he couldn't win, but I really liked having him around. As the only true progressive in the race, he brought progressive ideas to mainstream Democratic politics. When he was given the opportunity to sit at the big kids table it became clear just how moderate everyone else was. Kucinich was the only candidate who supported equal marriage rights for same-sex couples.

In a speech today, Kucinich announced a new initiative that will focus on pedestrian issues like peace, equal rights and universal healthcare. He called on his supporters to mobilize around these issues and "make the American dream more than a dream". All three of his supporters thought it was a pretty sweet idea.

I'm not a racist, but...


















If you enter Martin Luther King, Jr. into "the google" the eighth result that appears is the website www.martinlutherking.org/. It sounds innocuous enough. Kind of like www.family.org
which is host to Focus on the Family, one of the leading anti-gay marriage groups. A thirty second scan of the page reveals links to pages like "Black Invention Myths".

I haven't had the time to explore the veracity of the claims on this page but I am quite confident that there are better things to do than debunk any myths about things African-Americans have or haven't invented. I guess this author is in it for the greater good, though. I can't tell you how tired I am of blacks taking credit for everything white people do. I mean next thing you know they'll be staking claim to the idea to enslave themselves in order to benefit the U.S. economy.

My favorite section is the downloadable flyers list. Students are encouraged to download and distribute the flyers as well as use the information in school reports. The flyers include such gems as Martin Luther King, Jr. is a "sexual degenerate, an America-hating Communist..." and quotes from upstanding, righteous America-loving freedom fighter, J. Edgar Hoover such as "King is a tom cat with obsessive degenerate urges."

This shit makes the internet as dangerous to the fresh-faced fifth grader as the guys who end up on "How to Catch A Predator."

Friday, January 18, 2008

bringing back archaic words: more than meets the eye

gar·boil (gärboil)
n. Archaic
Confusion; uproar.

[Obsolete French garbouil, from Old French, from Old Italian garbuglio, perhaps from Latin bullre, to boil.]

The discovery of this word last week on thefreedictionary tickled my brain. It's practically onomatopoeia.

Upon further research I discovered that Garboil is also the name of a decepticon. Methinks someone should start a feminist punk band by this name.