Mitt Romney dropped out of the presidential race yesterday. I knew he couldn't win, but I really liked having him around. He's the type of candidate that former senator Rick 'homosexuality = incest' Santorum endorses. He's the type of candidate who lets your baby spit up on its future. He's the type of candidate who believes in a religion that has magical mystery unicorn underwear. And now, most importantly, he's the type of candidate who is not going to be president of the United States.
Enjoy this picture of Jenna Bush epitomizing the term "drunken cliché."
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